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Missions Trip: Guadalajara, Mexico

Below is a sample support letter for my spring break missions trip to Guadalajara, Mexico.

Temperatures

60 above zero:Floridians turn on the heat.People in Minnesota plant gardens.
50 above zero:Italian and English cars won't start.People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:Distilled water freezes.The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above zero:Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:New York landlords finally turn up the heat.People in Minnesota have their last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:All people in Miami die.Minnesotans close their windows.
10 below zero:Californians fly away to Mexico.People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:Hollywood disintegrates.The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:Washington DC runs out of hot air.People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.Minnesotans get upset because they cannot start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:ALL atomic motion stops. (Absolute zero on the Kelvin scale)People in Minnesota start saying...."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:Hell freezes over.Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late.